Tech Support Slaves^X^X^X^X Staff wanted
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2003-10-09, 11:34AM
Come on, grab an oar an PULL!
Two new tech support staff are required for a web-hosting and colocation company in Bothell. The last two slackers died at their stations so we tossed them overboard. Could have been the gruel, the whipping, or maybe the CEO ordering “Ludicrous Speed!” For waterskiing.. Who knows.
Benefits offered include: Steady drumbeat. Occasional scraps of bread. Grog on Fridays. Very few actual rats.
Shifts offered: 7/24/365.
Seriously though, you’ll find the real ad here.
Oh boy! I cant pass this offer 😉 Its way too tempting!